Wednesday, May 19, 2004

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

ON THE LIGHTER SIDE

The following is one of the best PJ's I have heard till now.

Here it goes:

A man on a boat has 2 sacks of sand, a cricket ball, a string , a glass of water and a cigarette. He wants to light the cigarette but is unable to find any means as he does not possess any normal lighting equipment. Then he sits down calmly and thinks what to do. Presto he finds three different ways of doing this.


Think a lot before you actually want to see the answers.







METHOD NUMBER 1

STEP1: Drop the two sacks of sand in the water.
STEP2: The Boat becomes "Lighter".
STEP3: Use the lighter to light the cigarette.


METHOD NUMBER 2

STEP1: Throw the Cricket ball high into the air and then catch it.
STEP2: CATCHES WIN MATCHES!!!
STEP3: Use the Match to light the Cigarette.

METHOD NUMBER 3

STEP1: Take the String and the glass of water.
STEP2: Dip the String in the glass of water and take it out.
STEP3: The droplets of water fall from the string....

TIP TIP BARSA PAANI,
PAANI NE AAG LAGAYA!!

Take the fire and light your cigarette or ask Raveena to light it for you!

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